Ladies and gentlemen, you’re in luck. We’ve just run across an entertaining, potentially rather accurate, post over on Holy Taco that details The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity. It offers pictures (such as the illustration above) and a his/her side of the story for each probable location.

Here’s an excerpt from place #5, the Backseat of a Car:

HOW IT WENT DOWN FROM HER PERSPECTIVE - You held back the urge to vomit due to his entire weight pushing against your stomach which was filled with 40 ounces of malt liquor and top sirloin, while you repeatedly told him “it’s cool” when he incessantly apologized for first dropping the condom rapper underneath his box of road flares and then for his inability to actually put his penis into your vagina on his own, which according to him was due to the logistics of the back seat, and not his unfamiliarity with vaginas. 

Needless to say, we found it entertaining and it inspired us to make an eight song mini-mix for you to listen to while you read their post.

First, their list of The 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity:
8. The Bathroom of a Frat House
7. Spring Break
6. Hotel After Prom
5. Backseat of a Car
4. Confessional Booth
3. Parent’s Basement
2. Top Bunk at Summer Camp
1. Europe

Now, our corresponding 8 Places You Probably Lost Your Virginity mix:
8. “Meet Me In The Bathroom” by The Strokes
7. “Noam Chomsky Spring Break 2002″ by Department of Eagles
6. “Hotel Room” by Richard Hawley
5. “In the Backseat” by Arcade Fire
4. “Midnight Confessions” by The Grass Roots
3. “Building Skyscrapers In The Basement” by Ted Leo & The Pharmacists
2. “Sound of Summer” by Art Brut
1. “Europe Is Our Playground” by Suede

Also worth checking out over on Holy Taco: 6 Aging Rockers Who Look A Lot Like Grandmas.